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Directive has been serving the Oneonta area since 1993, providing IT Support such as technical helpdesk support, computer support, and consulting to small and medium-sized businesses.

There’s a Security Flaw!

b2ap3_thumbnail_santa400.jpgA Song In the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"

There's a Security Flaw
There's a Security Flaw
Who you gonna blame?
Hackers with malware makes you wanna swear
Curse thee Hacker's name!
Viruses are bringin', alerts a pingin',
You'll work late tonight.
So call Directive and say your prayers,
'Cause we'll make your tech alright.

There's a Security Flaw
There's a Security Flaw
Your work is down the drain.
Error 404: server is down
Can't locate the domain.
Hear that hard drive a crashin'
Oh what a terrible sound,
So backup your files, it'll be worthwhile,
'Cause security flaws strike tonight.

[reboot interlude]
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110010001100011000111101000100111100100
111001010100000111010000110010001110101

There's a Security Flaw
There's a Security Flaw
A hacker stole your name,
He'll charge your card, credit score is marred,
Makes you go insane!
Where's your money? It's all gone.
Be sure to check your statement.
50 buys from Amazon.com,
And now you can't pay your rent.

Peace at work will come to all,
If you backup every byte.
Talk to our techs and give us a call
To prevent data loss tonight.
So no matter your size, big or small
your tech future can be bright!

 

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